Most Amazing thing 10: Community.

I feel at this point I should bring attention to the fact that these 10 things are in no particular order and rather than being a list of amazing things it's more or less a list of random things I like. If I had time and patience and effort this list would be way longer and include things like blanket forts and instant food and that epic moment when someone joins in on the song you're singing to yourself. To bad I have none of the three traits. With that lovely intro I introduce to you amazing thing number 10; Community! Wait, what? that's lame isn't it.  One of my favorite things is A group of people living together in one place, esp. one practicing common ownership:?  (yes i took that definition form an online dictionary). Well, no. Community is a TV show and it's freaking hilarious. I actually went out and bought, BOUGHT,  the first 2 series on DVD. I actually paid money for this when I could have just downloaded it illegally, that's a pretty big deal guise. If you haven't seen this show just go. Go and watch it please. For your sake just go. It is just. Ugh. Watch it while drinking hot chocolate in the aircon.

Most Amazing thing 9: Fairy bread.

Whilst still on the topic of food I thought I'd talk about fairy bread. Here's a fact fairy bread is an Australian thing and most other countries don't even know about it. Those poor souls. fairy bread was the highlight of my childhood. My earliest memory of life is the first time I ate fairy bread  Ancient myths say that your spirit lays dormant and you are not truly alive until you taste the amazing soul awakening taste of bread coated in sprinkles. The one downside of fairy bread for me is i'm gluten intolerant so I can have it like once every two months and when i do i suffer a violent reaction and feel like crap for the next day or so. It's so worth it.
And I just made myself hungry :(.

Most Amazing thing 8: Bacon.

I feel as if 100 words is a little excessive to explain the amazingness of bacon. Purely for the fact I think this is is pretty straight forward how delicious this god like food is, especially when it's crunchy, dear lord I love crunchy bacon. Despite how obviously great bacon is Some still have the nerve to say  bacon is over played and overrated. Well to that I laugh manically at their foolishness and shower them in pity over the fact that they have probably never had bacon cooked well for them, all whilst I'm dying from fat intake due to the hoards of bacon i'm consuming. Also yes that's a mini chandler from friends dancing on the bacon. Look at that little chandler dance, awww. 

Most Amazing thing 7: coloured trees

Trees are great, but They are especially great when they put in the effort to make themselves exceedingly amazingly beautiful. When I grow up my house will be surrounded in threes like this, bright green ones and pink and orange and white and ugh. If you've ever had the honor of playing Sims with me on my computer you’d realize I love these trees, as every characters home and every park is filled with them to the point you can’t really see much else.  Seriously though If you don't dream of sleeping underneath a tree like this at some point in your life you need to re-evaluate your goals.

Most Amazing thing 6: My dog.

This is my dog. My family refers to her as bozo. My names for her fluctuate between boogle, little geriatric puppy and boob. Don't be fooled by those fat devil dog legs in the foreground. I'm referring to the amazing dog in the back. The dog in the front is horridly stupid. We shall not speak of that one though.
I've had boobie since about 2000 so for 12 years now. I first fell in love with her when I came across the realization she is basically a pillow with legs. She is probably my best friend and favorite thing on this earth to date. What's that? You think it's sad that my dog is not only one of my best friends but also 6th on my most amazing things list? Well let me tell you this, she can swallow a hotdog in one mouthful without chewing it, bun and all. If that didn't change your mind I don't know what will.

Most Amazing thing 5: Adventure time.

Adventure time is a show on cartoon network that follows the story of Finn the human and Jake the dog. It's set in a post apocalyptic world where magic is real and talking candy people are your friends. Basically it's the best show ever. Everyone that I know that know's of it loves it. If you haven't seen it I recommend you go download that amazeballs type shiiz today. Since it came out this show has grown a massive fandom all over the internet, specifically tumblr. The show has heaps of merch and even it's own wiki. It's the craziest show out. One time I watched it for 9 hours straight. #yolo
#that yolo was a joke calm down

Most Amazing thing 4: Lightning scars.

Lightning scars or Litchenburg figures are the result of being struck by lightning. If you are lucky enough to survive a lightning strike you are left with one of these as a memento. They really are amazing. Litchenburg figures are some of the most beautiful scars I've ever seen, and there's only one way to get them. Despite how awesome their vine-like pattern is I doubt anyone would purposely risk their life just to get a body mod like this, but I guess if you ever want to be a super unique human being all you need to do is stand in a storm and prey you're the lucky 1 in 1,000,000 human beings that get hit a year. Preying you don't die would be be helpful too. 

Most Amazing thing 3: Vibrantly coloured hair.

When hair dye is done right and not in a horrible half state of grossness it can look amazing. I really love bright hair colours. Although they are a lot of effort to maintain  it's totally worth it. One thing I cant stand about awesome hair is when people go out and dye their hair florescent pink with blue streaks and make it the most radical colours and then scalpel it back into a really crappy ugly ponytail. If you have amazing hair, you should show it off, at least wear it down.  There's not really much I can say about this, I just think when done right it is beautiful.  On a side note; If you ever see someone who's hair you love, tell them, just don't insist that you touch it. from personal experience it is horribly irritating. 

Most Amazing thing 2: Cats

As you can see from this obviously legit ancient Roman picture cats have for a long time been considered gods, this is most likely due to the fact that they are gods, or so they choose to believe. You know that really lame advice; If you think you're beautiful others will too. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO REAL LIFE. Well, unless you happen to be a cat, in which case it is your sole duty to follow this rule and believe you are amazingly beautiful / the most important thing ever to exist and in return be you will cherished for it. Seriously though, cats are amazing. They are just little balls of fluff who run around doing things, like breathing and eating and making cute little mew noises. And how small they are compared to us, with their little faces and paws. Just aw. It's impossible not to love their borderline narcissistic personalities at least a little. PLUS have you ever seen a cat in a specially designed cat wig? No? Google was invented for a reason., so go look that shizznik up. 

Most Amazing thing 1: Tom Delonge

Ermergerd Term Derlerng.
So you may have heard of this one band; they sang that one song you haven't heard since 2005. You know the one that went something along the lines of "na na na na na na na na na". Well that one band was blink 182 and one of their lead singers was the amazing Tom Delonge. Apart from his success in Blink 182 he's also been in boxcar racer, a more hard punk rather than pop punk type of band, and Angels & Airwaves, which belong in a genre of their own some call 'space rock'. Basically he's just some guy who happens to be the front man of two of my favorite bands and amazes people by every now and then coming out with a super deep inspirational quote or lyric and then continuing to talk about having sex with dogs, or with his father, or his band mates fathers or with...  you get the point.
Completely inappropriate? yes. Major teen role model? Also yes. Perfect human being? more than yes.